So I want to give a shout out to one of my friends Logan Lane Thompson. Shout out to you for thinking my blog is pretty and I thank you for that J
Okay let’s get started. Weird day. Really nice though. Well first I got in trouble for skipping lunch, I made a black joke in front of my black teacher on accident, was asked to join a whore house, and found a long lost distant cousin that I go to school with. Okay so first-
Skipping lunch- I was skipping cohort lunch witch is a lunch once a month were we eat with assigned people in an assigned class to ‘bond’ well bonding doesn’t work well with me. So it was more of a really awkward moment when the principle of the school found me and about 4 other people… well it was kinda obvious. I was jamming out on guitar J kinda loud in the hall. Anyhow.
Black joke- I was trying to make a point to the annoying guy next to me in geometry class by responding with “youre white. Stop trying to be black like me” okay im the whitest person in the world so I found it funny. Then my black teacher looks at me and asks me if that statement was regarding him….
Whore house- I was standing in the hallway with my boyfriend and all his friends and his friend looks at me and asks me if I would like to join his whore house. I cant say yes because im not like that and I cant say no because these guys will blow up on me so I just wink at the dude….. “OMGEE BRANDON YOURGIRLFRINED JUST WINKED AT ME! SHELL DO IT SHES GUNNA DO IT!!!!!”……. okay so the first thing that comes to my mind is WTF. Were you ACTUALLY LEGIT asking me. Ew dude nah im good. Then they made a deal for me and Brandon and the guy of the day to have a threesome. Nahtt im guud. Ill pass.
Long lost cousin- welp. Kid in school asks me who my great grandmother is that recently passed away as of Thursday. I told him and he told me that my great grandma is his great aunt…. Okay how the hell did he figure that out? Hes a grade above me and hes like stalkin me in my family tree. But its cool. I love this kid J
So im trying reall hard to post this blog but my WIFI sucks so im typing it on word then updating it later so tomorrow if the stories don’t match up time wise, its because my stupid WIFI. Ughhhhh. So I need peoples opinions on the following subjects. I will add the subject and my opinion
GAY MARRAGE- YAY!
ANOREXIA- NAY
AIRPORT PAT DOWNS- NAY
PLASTIC SURGERY- YAY IN CERTAIN SURCUMSTANCES. (ACNI, FACIAL DEFORMITIES, ETC)
SHOULD wifi BE SOMETHING YOU BUY ONCE. NOT A MONTHY THING. YES
•Now your turn. Tell me your thoughts and opinions.•
